Summertime Sanity

Are you sane? I'm on the fence. Summer in these parts brings heat, mosquitoes, bored children who complain and more heat.  Here is what is keeping me from falling into insanity:

Paper Products: bowls, spoons, and forks. No dishwashing.

Two-3 words: Go play. Go play outside.

The fan on my porch

The water hose on my porch

The baby pool on my porch

The wine on my porch

The beer on my porch

Watermelon

Cute kids eating watermelon

and a Trash can in my den (keeps the dirty diapers, bananna peels and subsequent fruit flies off the window sill and end table.... at lightning speed)=GRANNY GENIUS